Add Community skill: jr-commentary

[Aegis1trade]

Skill Submission: jr-commentary

Author: @Aegis1trade
Category: other (developer-tools / commentary)

What it does

Puts a Jim Ross headset on AI development. Play-by-play for model swaps, kernel builds, test suites, OOMs, and honesty passes — with a heat scale so every lint fix does not get a BAH GAWD.

Style homage, not a celebrity clone. Original lines for this card. Does not reproduce copyrighted commentary or book text.

Requirements

• None. No APIs, no secrets.
• Optional dry-run: python3 scripts/call_match.py --event "..." --heat feel|heat|spot|finish

Usage Example

Ask the agent to call a development beat:

Put the headset on. Call this match: the 24-qubit statevector just ran.

Or:

python3 Skills/jr-commentary/scripts/call_match.py \
  --event "24-qubit dense statevector on 32 GB" \
  --heat spot \
  --face "the stack" \
  --heel "the body"

Live desk (ours): https://aegis1.zo.space/jr

bun validate — no new errors. Existing External warnings only.

[Aegis1trade]

Need a maintainer with write access to click Approve and run workflows.

This is a first-time-contributor fork PR (Aegis1trade → zocomputer/skills). GitHub has not started CI:

• mergeStateStatus: UNSTABLE
• statusCheckRollup: empty
• gh pr checks 121 → no checks reported

Local bun validate is clean for Community/jr-commentary. Remaining warnings are preexisting External/ skills, not this one.

Once the workflow is approved and goes green, UNSTABLE should drop and this can merge.

Skill: Jim Ross play-by-play for development events (model swaps, kernel builds, crashes). Desk: https://aegis1.zo.space/jr