Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-8904 (?)
- SCP-8904 is a mental condition called Devourment Aversion Disorder (DAD), which causes an extreme and irrational fear of being eaten by crocodiles. Initially thought to be non-anomalous, it has been discovered that the recent rise in cases among Foundation staff is actually caused by anti-Kast reality benders. Personnel infected with SCP-8904 are identified by specific keywords or symptoms like insomnia and paranoia, then taken to a disciplinary site where they are "cured" through various methods including therapy, corporal punishment, and a diet of asparagus and salted butter, all aimed at making them accept being devoured by crocodiles as part of the "Kast Reforms."
- Flash mob (?)
- The article describes a flash mob as a group of people who suddenly gather in a public place, perform a brief act, and then quickly disperse. These events are typically organized through digital communication like social media or viral emails, and their purpose is usually entertainment, satire, or artistic expression, rather than political protest or commercial advertisement. The concept, coined in 2003, is distinct from "flash robs," which are criminal acts, although both utilize similar methods of rapid group assembly.