Evil suggestions

[mathiasbynens]

export EDITOR=/bin/rm

[janmoesen]

# Make Tab send the delete key.
tset -Qe $'\t';

[janmoesen]

# Randomly make the shell exit whenever a command has a non-zero exit status.
((RANDOM % 10)) || set -o errexit; # inside .bash_profile, for instance

[janmoesen]

You could do something with PROMPT_COMMAND to randomly execute one of your evil commands. E.g.,

export PROMPT_COMMAND="$PROMPT_COMMAND; ((RANDOM % 10)) || do-something-evil";

[mathiasbynens]

I was thinking of just an evil.sh file that gets sourced from .bash_profile (similar to the use case for evil.js and evil.css) and that enables all the evilness, but hey, whatever works :) Great suggestions btw, keep them coming!

[janmoesen]

You're not my real mom; you can't tell me what to do.

[christopheranderton]

brew update

say -v "Vicki" " Updating. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Updating Homebrew. Now Installing. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Installing Homebrew.  Now Installing. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Homebrew is now uninstalled. Downloading Homebrew. Uninstalling. Do not interrupt. Wait. Wait. Wait. Installing. Wait. Wait. Installing. Installing. Compressing data. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Estimated time left. minus six minutes and fifty hours. Wait. Wait. Installing. Wait. Wait. Installing. Installing. four kilobyte is installed. Uninstalling Uninstaller. Wait. Wait. Keys not valid. Wait. Uninstalling Installer. Uninstalling Updater. One. Two. Uninstalling. Waiting for updates. Wait. Wait. Uninstalling. Wait. Wait. Installing Uninstaller.  Wait. Wait. Syntax error in line 1337. Wait. Aborting.Please wait to abort. Waiting. Waiting. Press the right any key to abort. Waiting. Waiting." 

Text output of a updater.

Of course, only valid on Mac OS X systems. The voice is very annoying.

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Sound output (Hosted on CloudApp, MP3, 627KB): http://cl.ly/dW2o

[HacKanCuBa]

It would be nice that levels where numeric so that next level would also execute everything the previous level does.

# deactivate with 0
# insane: 1
# annoying: 2
# destructive: 3
# devasting: 4
# unusable: 5
EVIL_BEHAVIOUR=2  # annoying

function insane()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 0
}

function annoying()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 1
}

function destructive()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 2
}

function devasting()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 3
}

function unusable()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 4
}

just a comment: congratulations, this script is very very evil indeed

[bella2025manana-ops]

or u could unleash an attack on someone's work PC that simultaneously renders cellphone inoperable that no matter what they do, they will never be rid of the package that stole their financial data, destroyed their career, nearly cost someone their life, and hey-its all for entertainment! Real people with real lives, who mind their own business and are too charitable to wolves and sheeps, need a lesson to learn so what better way to teach them!! right? vengeance done under cloak of anonymity is the highest high!

But vengeance that is punishment unbefitting the crime is sooooo much better!!!.....right.

[HacKanCuBa]

or u could unleash an attack on someone's work PC that simultaneously renders cellphone inoperable that no matter what they do, they will never be rid of the package that stole their financial data, destroyed their career, nearly cost someone their life, and hey-its all for entertainment! Real people with real lives, who mind their own business and are too charitable to wolves and sheeps, need a lesson to learn so what better way to teach them!! right? vengeance done under cloak of anonymity is the highest high!

But vengeance that is punishment unbefitting the crime is sooooo much better!!!.....right.

dude, who hurt you??

[bella2025manana-ops]

someoñe i helped, fed him and his kids, especially during covid when work was scarce, and yet, this is how i receive the gratitude...

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On Saturday, September 27, 2025, Iván || HacKan ***@***.***> wrote: *HacKanCuBa* left a comment (mathiasbynens/evil.sh#1) <#1 (comment)> or u could unleash an attack on someone's work PC that simultaneously renders cellphone inoperable that no matter what they do, they will never be rid of the package that stole their financial data, destroyed their career, nearly cost someone their life, and hey-its all for entertainment! Real people with real lives, who mind their own business and are too charitable to wolves and sheeps, need a lesson to learn so what better way to teach them!! right? vengeance done under cloak of anonymity is the highest high! But vengeance that is punishment unbefitting the crime is sooooo much better!!!.....right. dude, who hurt you?? — Reply to this email directly, view it on GitHub <#1 (comment)>, or unsubscribe <https://github.com/notifications/unsubscribe-auth/BWR6VSLJKZ5PDNXJYKTZWM33U34I7AVCNFSM6AAAAACE42GKXGVHI2DSMVQWIX3LMV43OSLTON2WKQ3PNVWWK3TUHMZTGNBSGA2DSOBZGY> . You are receiving this because you commented.Message ID: ***@***.***>

[bella2025manana-ops]

i need help to uñfuck my life...me against a team of gangstalkers tied to 915 545 3040-who started it all, and for a percieved slight when i was good to everyone,

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On Monday, September 29, 2025, Bella Boo ***@***.***> wrote: someoñe i helped, fed him and his kids, especially during covid when work was scarce, and yet, this is how i receive the gratitude... On Saturday, September 27, 2025, Iván || HacKan ***@***.***> wrote: > *HacKanCuBa* left a comment (mathiasbynens/evil.sh#1) > <#1 (comment)> > > or u could unleash an attack on someone's work PC that simultaneously > renders cellphone inoperable that no matter what they do, they will never > be rid of the package that stole their financial data, destroyed their > career, nearly cost someone their life, and hey-its all for entertainment! > Real people with real lives, who mind their own business and are too > charitable to wolves and sheeps, need a lesson to learn so what better way > to teach them!! right? vengeance done under cloak of anonymity is the > highest high! > > But vengeance that is punishment unbefitting the crime is sooooo much > better!!!.....right. > > dude, who hurt you?? > > — > Reply to this email directly, view it on GitHub > <#1 (comment)>, > or unsubscribe > <https://github.com/notifications/unsubscribe-auth/BWR6VSLJKZ5PDNXJYKTZWM33U34I7AVCNFSM6AAAAACE42GKXGVHI2DSMVQWIX3LMV43OSLTON2WKQ3PNVWWK3TUHMZTGNBSGA2DSOBZGY> > . > You are receiving this because you commented.Message ID: > ***@***.***> >

[bella2025manana-ops]

I guess I have no ally for my defense to the acts of kindness that opened up evil intentions from someone who has no soul. I will continue to walk alone and with no regrets to the acts of kindness in which I freely share to someone in need. That's who I am, that's who I will remain. Thank you for asking about the comment on your thread. I don't know why I chose to leave it on your feed, but, I admire those that know the world of technology much better than I, and those that use the knowledge for purpose of good will.

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On Mon, Sep 29, 2025, 9:38 PM Bella Boo ***@***.***> wrote: i need help to uñfuck my life...me against a team of gangstalkers tied to 915 545 3040-who started it all, and for a percieved slight when i was good to everyone, On Monday, September 29, 2025, Bella Boo ***@***.***> wrote: > someoñe i helped, fed him and his kids, especially during covid when work > was scarce, and yet, this is how i receive the gratitude... > > On Saturday, September 27, 2025, Iván || HacKan ***@***.***> > wrote: > >> *HacKanCuBa* left a comment (mathiasbynens/evil.sh#1) >> <#1 (comment)> >> >> or u could unleash an attack on someone's work PC that simultaneously >> renders cellphone inoperable that no matter what they do, they will never >> be rid of the package that stole their financial data, destroyed their >> career, nearly cost someone their life, and hey-its all for entertainment! >> Real people with real lives, who mind their own business and are too >> charitable to wolves and sheeps, need a lesson to learn so what better way >> to teach them!! right? vengeance done under cloak of anonymity is the >> highest high! >> >> But vengeance that is punishment unbefitting the crime is sooooo much >> better!!!.....right. >> >> dude, who hurt you?? >> >> — >> Reply to this email directly, view it on GitHub >> <#1 (comment)>, >> or unsubscribe >> <https://github.com/notifications/unsubscribe-auth/BWR6VSLJKZ5PDNXJYKTZWM33U34I7AVCNFSM6AAAAACE42GKXGVHI2DSMVQWIX3LMV43OSLTON2WKQ3PNVWWK3TUHMZTGNBSGA2DSOBZGY> >> . >> You are receiving this because you commented.Message ID: >> ***@***.***> >> >