Alex Jonesum

A meme lorem-ipsum generator that produces “Alex Jones Ipsum”.

This repo is intentionally a bindings demo:

• C core: the actual generator logic lives in src/jonesum.c
• Python bindings: a Python C-extension in python/alex_jonesum/_jonesum.c
• Node.js bindings: an N-API addon in node/src/addon.cc

Web app

• Live site: jonesum.wtf
• Webapp repo: emboiko/alex_jonesum_app

API

The public API is intentionally small: you call rant().

Internally, rant() concatenates multiple sentences produced by Alex's internal process of pontification.

• In C, jonesum_rant() calls jonesum_pontificate() repeatedly.
• In Python and Node.js, only rant() is exposed (no public pontificate() method).

Python

Install (normal users):

pip install alex-jonesum

Install (from this repo):

cd python
pip install .

Use:

from alex_jonesum import AlexJones

alex = AlexJones()
print(alex.rant())
print(alex.rant(6))

Node.js

Install (normal users):

npm install alex-jonesum

Install (from this repo):

cd node
npm install

Use:

const AlexJones = require("alex-jonesum")

const alex = new AlexJones()
console.log(alex.rant())
console.log(alex.rant(6))

Vocabulary

• Source of truth: src/vocabulary.txt
• Packaging:
  • Python copies it into python/alex_jonesum/vocabulary.txt during build (overwrites)
  • Node copies it into node/vocabulary.txt during npm install / npm pack (overwrites)

To extend vocabulary, just append new lines to src/vocabulary.txt.

Repo layout

alex_jonesum/
├── src/                     # C core + vocabulary
│   ├── jonesum.c
│   ├── jonesum.h
│   └── vocabulary.txt
├── python/                  # Python package (pip)
│   ├── alex_jonesum/
│   ├── pyproject.toml
│   └── setup.py
├── node/                    # Node package (npm)
│   ├── src/
│   ├── binding.gyp
│   └── package.json

Building (developers)

C core (standalone)

make

This produces libjonesum.a (useful for validating the C compilation independently).

To clean build artifacts:

make clean

Python (editable install)

cd python
pip install -e .

This installs the package in "editable" mode, so changes to Python code take effect immediately. The C extension is compiled during installation.

You need Python development headers available (on Windows this usually means installing Python from python.org and building with MSVC).

Testing the Python package:

cd python
python -c "from alex_jonesum import AlexJones; alex = AlexJones(); print(alex.rant(3))"

Node.js

cd node
npm install

This uses node-gyp to compile the native addon. On Windows you'll typically need:

• Visual Studio Build Tools (C++ workload)
• a supported Python for node-gyp

Windows troubleshooting:

Visual Studio 2026 (Build Tools 18) is not yet supported by node-gyp v11.2.0. If you're using VS 2026, you have two options:

1. Install VS 2022 Build Tools alongside 2026 (recommended):

   • Install "Desktop development with C++" workload from VS 2022 Build Tools
   • node-gyp will automatically detect and use VS 2022

2. Wait for node-gyp to add support for VS 2026, or use an older Node.js version that might work with different build tools.

Testing the Node.js package:

cd node
npm test

Or manually:

cd node
node -e "const AlexJones=require('./src/jonesum'); const alex=new AlexJones(); console.log(alex.rant(3));"

How compilation works for end users

npm packages (Node.js)

When someone runs npm install alex-jonesum:

1. npm downloads the package from the registry (includes source code in the tarball)
2. npm runs the install script (defined in package.json): node-gyp rebuild, which:
   • Reads binding.gyp to understand what to compile
   • Compiles src/addon.cc (C++) and src/jonesum.c (C) into a native addon
   • Produces build/Release/jonesum.node (or build/Debug/jonesum.node in debug mode)
3. The compiled .node file is platform-specific (Windows .node, Linux .node, macOS .node)

Key point: npm packages with native modules compile on the user's machine during installation. The source code is included in the npm package, and users need build tools installed.

pip packages (Python)

When someone runs pip install alex-jonesum, there are two scenarios:

Source distribution (sdist)

If you publish only a source distribution:

1. pip downloads the .tar.gz from PyPI
2. pip extracts and runs setup.py, which:
   • Compiles the C extension (_jonesum.c + jonesum.c) using the user's compiler
   • Copies vocabulary.txt into the package
   • Installs the compiled extension
3. Users need build tools (MSVC on Windows, GCC/clang on Linux/macOS)

Wheel (pre-compiled)

If you publish wheels (.whl files):

1. pip downloads the pre-compiled wheel for the user's platform
2. No compilation happens — the C extension is already compiled
3. Users don't need build tools — installation is much faster

Best practice: Publish both source distributions (for compatibility) and wheels (for convenience). You can build wheels with:

cd python
python -m build  # Creates both sdist and wheels

What gets included in packages?

npm package (node/package.json files field):

• src/ (JavaScript + native source code)
• vocabulary.txt (copied during prepack)
• README.md (copied during prepack)
• binding.gyp (build configuration)
• Not included: node_modules/, build/ (compiled artifacts)

Why does Node use both prepare and prepack?

• prepack runs right before npm pack / npm publish. We use it to copy repo assets (C core source/header, vocabulary.txt, and README.md) into the package so the published tarball is self-contained and npm can render the README.
• prepare runs when installing from a git URL and in some local/dev flows. It points to the same script so the package is usable without requiring a separate manual “copy assets” step during development.

Python package (python/setup.py + MANIFEST.in):

• Source code (.py, .c files)
• vocabulary.txt (copied during build)
• Not included: build/, dist/, *.egg-info/ (build artifacts)

The C core source (src/jonesum.c, src/jonesum.h) is included in both packages because it needs to be compiled as part of the native module.

Windows toolchains (why MSVC?)

Node.js native addons

On Windows, node-gyp expects MSVC (Visual Studio Build Tools). While it’s possible to use MinGW in some setups, it’s not the canonical path and is a common source of “it builds on my machine” problems.

Python C extensions

On Windows, Python extensions are typically built with MSVC to match the toolchain used to build CPython. If you want to publish wheels, MSVC is the standard approach.

“Why do we cd node to build?” (monorepo dev vs real usage)

This repo contains two packages (one under python/, one under node/). When you run:

• cd node && npm install

you are building this package locally (and compiling the native addon). You are not “installing the package into itself as a dependency”.

When you actually use the package in another project, you would either:

• Install from npm:
  • npm install alex-jonesum
• Or for local testing from this repo:
  • npm install /path/to/this/repo/node

Same idea for Python:

• Installing from PyPI:
  • pip install alex-jonesum
• Or local testing from this repo:
  • pip install /path/to/this/repo/python

Extending the project (beyond vocabulary)

You’ll typically make changes in this order:

1. Update the C core in src/jonesum.c / src/jonesum.h
2. Expose new core functions to Python in python/alex_jonesum/_jonesum.c
3. Expose new core functions to Node in node/src/addon.cc
4. Decide the public API in:
   • Python: python/alex_jonesum/__init__.py
   • Node: node/src/jonesum.js

The wrappers often look “similar” because they both do the same job: convert native language types to/from the C API and manage memory.

Releasing (manual process)

This repo is a monorepo, but npm and PyPI releases are separate. Keep versions in sync manually for now.

Versioning policy: we keep Node and Python versions in lockstep (same version number), even if a given patch only changes one side. This avoids confusion and makes it easy to know which releases correspond across registries.

Tip: PyPI does not allow re-uploading the same filename. If python/dist/ contains older builds, either delete them first or upload only the current version’s files.

1) Update versions (must match)

• Node: node/package.json version
• Python: python/pyproject.toml project.version
• Python: python/setup.py version

2) Publish to npm

cd node
npm publish

3) Publish to PyPI

cd python
Remove-Item -Recurse -Force dist, build, *.egg-info -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue
python -m build
python -m twine upload dist/alex_jonesum-<VERSION>*

4) Tag the release (recommended)

Tag in git after publishing (example):

git tag v2.0.1
git push --tags