Why I should be allowed to push this commit

[howmaso]

1. i can say i committed to something important
2. im lowk fire
3. bragging rights
4. its funny
5. we all think im right anyway, its just that some will never say it because their ego is too big
6. im willing to change it to smth else just let me commit some bullshit pleaase (speed i need this my dawg is kinda homeless)
7. ive never committed to any repos except my own before
8. more commits that you can show people you have (theyre not actually gonna look at all of them lets be honest)
9. its not ai generated
10. i have 10 reasons why it should be pushed, thats a lot of reasons!

Therefore, trust me bro, and push this

sincerely, howmaso

btw to save everyone time i just forked torvalds linux, changed readme, and made a pr