diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 83f3da0733..5513a51a70 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -246,7 +246,7 @@ The last step is to simply run our program. We pass our initial model to
 func main() {
     p := tea.NewProgram(initialModel())
     if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-        fmt.Printf("Alas, there's been an error: %v", err)
+        fmt.Printf("Alas, there's been a blunder: %v", err)
         os.Exit(1)
     }
 }
diff --git a/examples/altscreen-toggle/main.go b/examples/altscreen-toggle/main.go
index d4ce01a0f5..a1c2cb3c6b 100644
--- a/examples/altscreen-toggle/main.go
+++ b/examples/altscreen-toggle/main.go
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@ func (m model) View() string {
 
 func main() {
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(model{}).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/cellbuffer/main.go b/examples/cellbuffer/main.go
index 456089e3e4..4da027723b 100644
--- a/examples/cellbuffer/main.go
+++ b/examples/cellbuffer/main.go
@@ -189,7 +189,7 @@ func main() {
 
 	p := tea.NewProgram(m, tea.WithAltScreen(), tea.WithMouseCellMotion())
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Uh oh:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blow me down:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/credit-card-form/main.go b/examples/credit-card-form/main.go
index 71b3bf58bf..6fb9c4eddd 100644
--- a/examples/credit-card-form/main.go
+++ b/examples/credit-card-form/main.go
@@ -50,17 +50,17 @@ func ccnValidator(s string) error {
 	// Credit Card Number should a string less than 20 digits
 	// It should include 16 integers and 3 spaces
 	if len(s) > 16+3 {
-		return fmt.Errorf("CCN is too long")
+		return fmt.Errorf("CCN be too long")
 	}
 
 	if len(s) == 0 || len(s)%5 != 0 && (s[len(s)-1] < '0' || s[len(s)-1] > '9') {
-		return fmt.Errorf("CCN is invalid")
+		return fmt.Errorf("CCN be invalid")
 	}
 
 	// The last digit should be a number unless it is a multiple of 4 in which
 	// case it should be a space
 	if len(s)%5 == 0 && s[len(s)-1] != ' ' {
-		return fmt.Errorf("CCN must separate groups with spaces")
+		return fmt.Errorf("CCN must separate groups wit' spaces")
 	}
 
 	// The remaining digits should be integers
@@ -76,12 +76,12 @@ func expValidator(s string) error {
 	e := strings.ReplaceAll(s, "/", "")
 	_, err := strconv.ParseInt(e, 10, 64)
 	if err != nil {
-		return fmt.Errorf("EXP is invalid")
+		return fmt.Errorf("EXP be invalid")
 	}
 
 	// There should be only one slash and it should be in the 2nd index (3rd character)
 	if len(s) >= 3 && (strings.Index(s, "/") != 2 || strings.LastIndex(s, "/") != 2) {
-		return fmt.Errorf("EXP is invalid")
+		return fmt.Errorf("EXP be invalid")
 	}
 
 	return nil
diff --git a/examples/debounce/main.go b/examples/debounce/main.go
index 6058acad6c..52a1f3aaa7 100644
--- a/examples/debounce/main.go
+++ b/examples/debounce/main.go
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ func (m model) View() string {
 
 func main() {
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(model{}).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("uh oh:", err)
+		fmt.Println("blast ye:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/exec/main.go b/examples/exec/main.go
index 0c8965b302..63417b14ec 100644
--- a/examples/exec/main.go
+++ b/examples/exec/main.go
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@ func (m model) View() string {
 func main() {
 	m := model{}
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/glamour/main.go b/examples/glamour/main.go
index 1e5dd66a7a..4518f9e712 100644
--- a/examples/glamour/main.go
+++ b/examples/glamour/main.go
@@ -127,12 +127,12 @@ func (e example) helpView() string {
 func main() {
 	model, err := newExample()
 	if err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Could not initialize Bubble Tea model:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Could nah initialize Bubble Tea model:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(model).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Bummer, there's been an error:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Bummer, thar's been an blunder:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/help/main.go b/examples/help/main.go
index 67e5a4f480..b593f821a7 100644
--- a/examples/help/main.go
+++ b/examples/help/main.go
@@ -134,7 +134,7 @@ func main() {
 	if os.Getenv("HELP_DEBUG") != "" {
 		f, err := tea.LogToFile("debug.log", "help")
 		if err != nil {
-			fmt.Println("Couldn't open a file for logging:", err)
+			fmt.Println("Couldn't open a file fer loggin':", err)
 			os.Exit(1)
 		}
 		defer f.Close() // nolint:errcheck
diff --git a/examples/list-default/main.go b/examples/list-default/main.go
index 91be1dfc9a..df8a67cad2 100644
--- a/examples/list-default/main.go
+++ b/examples/list-default/main.go
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ func main() {
 	p := tea.NewProgram(m, tea.WithAltScreen())
 
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/list-fancy/main.go b/examples/list-fancy/main.go
index dfa580ae14..beb6062a86 100644
--- a/examples/list-fancy/main.go
+++ b/examples/list-fancy/main.go
@@ -184,7 +184,7 @@ func main() {
 	rand.Seed(time.Now().UTC().UnixNano())
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(newModel(), tea.WithAltScreen()).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/list-simple/main.go b/examples/list-simple/main.go
index 4d4b4a6e9b..af09fe69f1 100644
--- a/examples/list-simple/main.go
+++ b/examples/list-simple/main.go
@@ -122,7 +122,7 @@ func main() {
 	m := model{list: l}
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/package-manager/main.go b/examples/package-manager/main.go
index ca109b6559..dcaa7caba6 100644
--- a/examples/package-manager/main.go
+++ b/examples/package-manager/main.go
@@ -134,7 +134,7 @@ func max(a, b int) int {
 
 func main() {
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(newModel()).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/pager/main.go b/examples/pager/main.go
index 6969f01965..17eb60b5ac 100644
--- a/examples/pager/main.go
+++ b/examples/pager/main.go
@@ -107,7 +107,7 @@ func main() {
 	// Load some text for our viewport
 	content, err := os.ReadFile("artichoke.md")
 	if err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("could not load file:", err)
+		fmt.Println("could nah load file:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 
@@ -118,7 +118,7 @@ func main() {
 	)
 
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("could not run program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("could nah run program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/pipe/main.go b/examples/pipe/main.go
index a309566327..b5d76a71e7 100644
--- a/examples/pipe/main.go
+++ b/examples/pipe/main.go
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ func main() {
 		}
 		_, err = b.WriteRune(r)
 		if err != nil {
-			fmt.Println("Error getting input:", err)
+			fmt.Println("Blunder gettin' input:", err)
 			os.Exit(1)
 		}
 	}
diff --git a/examples/progress-animated/main.go b/examples/progress-animated/main.go
index be75bb186a..3219ac90b6 100644
--- a/examples/progress-animated/main.go
+++ b/examples/progress-animated/main.go
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ func main() {
 	}
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Oh no!", err)
+		fmt.Println("Shiver me timbers!", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/progress-download/main.go b/examples/progress-download/main.go
index 018b29f14f..7329aed4cd 100644
--- a/examples/progress-download/main.go
+++ b/examples/progress-download/main.go
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ func main() {
 
 	resp, err := getResponse(*url)
 	if err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("could not get response", err)
+		fmt.Println("could nah get response", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 	defer resp.Body.Close() // nolint:errcheck
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ func main() {
 	filename := filepath.Base(*url)
 	file, err := os.Create(filename)
 	if err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("could not create file:", err)
+		fmt.Println("could nah create file:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 	defer file.Close() // nolint:errcheck
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@ func main() {
 	go pw.Start()
 
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/progress-static/main.go b/examples/progress-static/main.go
index a96a731ef3..dd38dfb0e5 100644
--- a/examples/progress-static/main.go
+++ b/examples/progress-static/main.go
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ func main() {
 	prog := progress.New(progress.WithScaledGradient("#FF7CCB", "#FDFF8C"))
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(model{progress: prog}).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Oh no!", err)
+		fmt.Println("Shiver me timbers!", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/realtime/main.go b/examples/realtime/main.go
index 4abddd3b6f..5dd73749e4 100644
--- a/examples/realtime/main.go
+++ b/examples/realtime/main.go
@@ -84,7 +84,7 @@ func main() {
 	})
 
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("could not start program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("could nah start program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/result/main.go b/examples/result/main.go
index e0d7265bba..27bef71b01 100644
--- a/examples/result/main.go
+++ b/examples/result/main.go
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@ func main() {
 	// Run returns the model as a tea.Model.
 	m, err := p.Run()
 	if err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Oh no:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Shiver me timbers:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 
diff --git a/examples/send-msg/main.go b/examples/send-msg/main.go
index fa7a5ab73e..70880c3f2b 100644
--- a/examples/send-msg/main.go
+++ b/examples/send-msg/main.go
@@ -116,7 +116,7 @@ func main() {
 	}()
 
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/sequence/main.go b/examples/sequence/main.go
index 380ad7df4d..5c8f6afdcd 100644
--- a/examples/sequence/main.go
+++ b/examples/sequence/main.go
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ func (m model) View() string {
 
 func main() {
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(model{}).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Uh oh:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Garr:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/set-window-title/main.go b/examples/set-window-title/main.go
index 2e14609e28..0b58545aff 100644
--- a/examples/set-window-title/main.go
+++ b/examples/set-window-title/main.go
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ func (m model) View() string {
 
 func main() {
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(model{}).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Uh oh:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blimey:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/spinners/main.go b/examples/spinners/main.go
index 84e437fb07..dd60c29aca 100644
--- a/examples/spinners/main.go
+++ b/examples/spinners/main.go
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ func main() {
 	m.resetSpinner()
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("could not run program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("could nah run program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/split-editors/main.go b/examples/split-editors/main.go
index 9009bb7d25..a8acc2ebbb 100644
--- a/examples/split-editors/main.go
+++ b/examples/split-editors/main.go
@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@ func (m model) View() string {
 
 func main() {
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(newModel(), tea.WithAltScreen()).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error while running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder while runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/stopwatch/main.go b/examples/stopwatch/main.go
index 2b1a4d4586..94b79f6d16 100644
--- a/examples/stopwatch/main.go
+++ b/examples/stopwatch/main.go
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@ func main() {
 	m.keymap.start.SetEnabled(false)
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Oh no, it didn't work:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Shiver me timbers, it didn' work:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/suspend/main.go b/examples/suspend/main.go
index 07339bfdba..75e452545a 100644
--- a/examples/suspend/main.go
+++ b/examples/suspend/main.go
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ func (m model) View() string {
 
 func main() {
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(model{}).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		if errors.Is(err, tea.ErrInterrupted) {
 			os.Exit(130)
 		}
diff --git a/examples/table-resize/main.go b/examples/table-resize/main.go
index 01aae3f4f1..1b9fb97ad5 100644
--- a/examples/table-resize/main.go
+++ b/examples/table-resize/main.go
@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@ func main() {
 
 	m := model{t}
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m, tea.WithAltScreen()).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/table/main.go b/examples/table/main.go
index 76736f37de..05bfbcd47d 100644
--- a/examples/table/main.go
+++ b/examples/table/main.go
@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@ func main() {
 
 	m := model{t}
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/tabs/main.go b/examples/tabs/main.go
index 0a939e1124..d1a7e6f0e9 100644
--- a/examples/tabs/main.go
+++ b/examples/tabs/main.go
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ func main() {
 	tabContent := []string{"Lip Gloss Tab", "Blush Tab", "Eye Shadow Tab", "Mascara Tab", "Foundation Tab"}
 	m := model{Tabs: tabs, TabContent: tabContent}
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error running program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder runnin' program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/timer/main.go b/examples/timer/main.go
index 42d980c7bd..8a8fc339b6 100644
--- a/examples/timer/main.go
+++ b/examples/timer/main.go
@@ -116,7 +116,7 @@ func main() {
 	m.keymap.start.SetEnabled(false)
 
 	if _, err := tea.NewProgram(m).Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Uh oh, we encountered an error:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blimey, we encountered an blunder:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
diff --git a/examples/tui-daemon-combo/main.go b/examples/tui-daemon-combo/main.go
index 876ec419f3..ca1846a7fc 100644
--- a/examples/tui-daemon-combo/main.go
+++ b/examples/tui-daemon-combo/main.go
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ func main() {
 
 	p := tea.NewProgram(newModel(), opts...)
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("Error starting Bubble Tea program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("Blunder startin' Bubble Tea program:", err)
 		os.Exit(1)
 	}
 }
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@ func newModel() model {
 }
 
 func (m model) Init() tea.Cmd {
-	log.Println("Starting work...")
+	log.Println("Startin' work...")
 	return tea.Batch(
 		m.spinner.Tick,
 		runPretendProcess,
diff --git a/examples/views/main.go b/examples/views/main.go
index 7a231a28ac..e54d536221 100644
--- a/examples/views/main.go
+++ b/examples/views/main.go
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@ func main() {
 	initialModel := model{0, false, 10, 0, 0, false, false}
 	p := tea.NewProgram(initialModel)
 	if _, err := p.Run(); err != nil {
-		fmt.Println("could not start program:", err)
+		fmt.Println("could nah start program:", err)
 	}
 }